Friday, November 1, 2013

Misguided Feminism - Women Beware of this new product in the market!

I know after this post i will be hated by many females but i felt its time for someone to raise  voice against this rising inhumane behavior towards males and in particularly females!
Yes you heard it right, all this misguided feminism is affecting females way more than guys.
Tell me one thing, oh co'on baby talk to me, so yeah Do we all go on shouting, "i wanna breathe because i am a human being", NO!
Do men go on shouting "i wanna invent and create awesome ideas because i am a man", umm daaah NO
Did anybody ask human beings to breathe and men to innovate and create.. i am tired of saying this but here you go, "NO"
so why do women go on shouting "we are at par with men", "we need to be treated equal", "we can also lead"
Ok Babe, Gudhiya, Aunty ji if you wanna innovate idea then INNOVATE, if you wanna create something then CREATE, if you want your opinion to be heard then STAND on it.
Ok now some of you will shout at me saying "in this male dominated world, we need our rights" or "we need our rights to roam around at whatever time we want in whatever clothes we want".. Tell me 1 thing, Are even men safe out on the roads in night? have you heard of murders, assault of men at night,YES.. Does that stop them from living out their dreams, NO.
so, what i hear are lot of excuses and lot of encouragement to those excuses from the so - called feminists.

DISCLAIMER (in the middle of the blog, #swag) - I request you to go further down the blog and not plot a murder against me for being so insensitive. I am not discussing about what hardships females go through. My point here is what all we create for ourselves adding on to the burden of already existing hardships!

So, let me get this straight if you are NONE of the below

-A woman hailing from rural background who is denied her basic rights and has no means of financial support other than her husband
-A woman who is born in an extremely Conservative society to have denied any opportunity to step out of home-school-college-marriage cycle
-A woman for whom education is the forbidden apple.
(Many more genuine cases of brutality against women i m sure exist and i am of limited awareness to point those out, working for all those i salute all the Human rights activist involved selflessly in their uprising)

And still You ARE the woman shrieking on top of your voice about an unfair and male dominated Planet and how HENCE you could not live your dream.. hehe Guddi bitiya zaraa mere saath aana

Do men advise  those women to compare them with every female around and make even one superior female bring down their perfect world in bits with blood of self-loathe?

Do men privately request those females to surf on net lame things or insist us to gossip about non - existing incidents when on the other hand those women can get well aware of trending technologies and not just skim top headlines and latest Android versions to look "cool" ?

Do men send out letters personally to each one of those women for taking everything to their heart and remember the tiniest of issues and cling on to them for eternity ?

Do men poke women on FB and remind them to be judgmental of every woman they come across.. slut, melodramatic, Plain Jane, bossy, lazy, unaccomplished, fat,slim,short ,thin,under dressed, over dressed, dressed.Who all men handed out this list to those women?

Who in the hell do provide those women right to feel "victimized in relationship" who make their men feel special/important/handsome/funny even if that involves complete utter bullshit and lies. . who asked them to start this trend? why do those women have to convince themselves that they are not dating or committed to a jerk by telling the respected jerks that they are just the opposite of pathetic.. why cant that energy be invested by women in making themselves a better person in the first place and at the end of all energy consumption, weigh your scales and dump that jerk if not worth your life!

Mighty angrez gifted male species word "sorry" and feminists gifted female species  word "empowerment" !
Purpose of the gift was more or less same-diverting from the main agenda at hand.

There is an endless list of females who have made it big in every industry known.. guess they were busy working when everybody else was making excuses #JustSaying
Empowered lady is one who doesn't fear being alone in the process of standing for what she loves.. Empowered is a woman who believes in validity of actions than mere words ..
Empowered is a woman who holds kindness in her heart and determination in her mind..
Empowered is a woman who does not get carried away by money or fame and can manage to keep her head balanced and still distinguish right from wrong..
Empowered is a woman who has the guts to apologize and stand up to her mistakes and heart to acknowledge her achievements and celebrate her victory..
Life was never meant to hit target salary or exhibition of utter arrogance while holding a powerful position.. Life has always been and will always be about following your heart and accomplishing what you love..A successful entrepreneur is as EMPOWERED as a house maker who is raising her kids and family to be better human beings.

Wouldn't it be better if we restrict and rejoice the utter importance and difference in female and male body anatomy ONLY to the process of Sex. FULLSTOP!

For the rest  of the stuff in life ; create , innovate, dream, accomplish, live, laugh, love, eat, run, play,take-risks irrespective of your gender!
Lets just all of us become simply happy instead of giving fancy names to ourselves like feminist or chauvinist. After all Happiness is omni - sexual ;)

P.S.- If you feel offended as a woman after reading this note then either there was a loophole in my explanation of the topic at hand and my intentions or unfortunately the misguided-feminism is getting in between us. I apologize genuinely in both the cases. #Peace

Saturday, October 19, 2013

The Noble peace prize - 2013 winners. how much did OPCW deserve the million $ award and honor?

Starting my blog, i would like to state the definition of topic that has been under microscope for a while.

Statutory warning - Nobel peace prize is awarded on basis of fulfilling the meaning of this award and not the emotions attached to a specific individual.
The Nobel Peace prize is awarded for the person or organisation that “shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses”. 
OPCW is a body of around 5000 inspectors now that have been working for UN for last 15 years. The OPCW came into existence in 1997, when the first 100 nations signed the Chemical Weapons Convention (CWC). Since then the OPCW has worked to oversee and check the implementation of the CWC.

Under the CWC, every signatory nation reports to the OPCW, via their national authority, all production and movements of scheduled chemicals. This is a massive task in its own right, but in addition to this the OPCW maintains a team of inspectors who visit sites to check that reporting is accurate.
Having read that, knowing every job has its hazards (don't underestimate carpel - tunnel shit.. we software engineers are no friends with it) and all the supposed honor this body of work must be getting in visiting each country should make one ponder,how on earth did these "white - collared" job bearing people (Indian categorization i tell you) deserve the noble peace award over that brave little kid from an extremely repressive country who got shot for working towards a much larger cause - education for girls for last 5 years.
Allow my banter one more time and take you to some of the lesser obvious facts and accomplishments of OPCW :
- More than 5,000 inspections later, and after verifying the destruction of over 50,000 tonnes of weapons in the duration of 15 years, the world is significantly safer,  thanks to OPCW. #BreakingBad #NaughtyNations
-The OPCW also has to be prepared for the possibility of a Challenge Inspection, under which a signatory nation can demand the inspection of a specific site in another signatory nation, if it has grounds to suspect a violation of the CWC and thanks to Modi-Gandhi political "intra - country" drama, one can realise to what extent OPCW has to make sure not to leave a spek of chemical dust or the "inter - country" politics can be really messy. #NoPlaySchoolChemistryLabSon .
-It goes without saying that, in the middle of a civil war, conditions in Syria are extremely hazardous. And observing of temporary ceasefires so that the inspectors can do their work can be only reassuring to little extent. Working in an active war zone just to make sure that no chemical weapons are used is not a part of 99.99% job profiles (in order to appreciate this abstract mention of job profiles,  refer to my sarcasm in the beginning #Whamm)
Concluding this write - up, i would like to mention that i hold Malala Yousafzai no lesser for the commendable work she has been doing, infact she posseses in her the ability to change the ugly face of Pakistan and do what nobody else could for the Women in Pakistan and world on a larger basis but sadly the world media tends to support a story/individual/group for its emotional and tragic connect. Awarding noble peace award to OPCW has only shifted the attention of world to oblivious yet obvious for human safety worldwide achievements of OPCW and to all those thousand faces working for it trying to make world a chemical - weapon free place to live.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Finally!!Solution to Combat Dollar Crisis.

Hi all, so here i am the proxy financial guru to put a rest to all the anxiety in the hearts of lovely readers i have earned (or forced to visit this blog.. whatever!)
Yeah well so continuing with my Blog title, i would like to offer one simple solution
Shut the hell up about it!!
So, you intense looking dude when Dollar was equal 47 Rs. , what extra ordinary financial decision did you make?
Or you sweet little munchkin except the fact that you got fodder for your FB, How else has this Rupee depreciation affected you?
If you were an aspirant of pursuing higher education from outside INDIA.. I get your panic brother
If you just got relocated back to India from onsite or your arch-enemy just got the offer for onsite work.. i feel your frustration sister
if you wanted to buy iphone5 with the recentest approval from your paappaa ji or are an Importer/Exporter in general .. my heart goes out to you honey..
But if you are none of the above and still posting not-so-hilarious posts about Rupee depreciating all over on your FB wall, you need to stop  #NaaPuttarNaa!!
and now some of you will even smirk, "HUH! stupid girl.. she doesn't realize how it will affect the taxes and oil prices in general..".. ahaa!! see i knew about that
but my million $ question (see, my question is even more costlier now #67RupeeADollarMyFriend) to all you studs is... IS Dollar in your friend list or does dollar follow you on twitter.. Can he visit your profile, feel ashamed and make way for  the poor Indian rupee to grow..?
what did you say , NO.. hawwww... you mean all this negativity and incessant panic is for nothing.. ghaate ka saudaa hain ji..
On a NonShitty note I respect a detailed analyses of situations and would love people speaking about how to combat the dollar issue because unfortunately India has taken to the state where a news emerges, hooplah created, panic in hearts stricken, blame government, blame aajkal ke bacche, blame the society and then lo ji apna to kaam khatam, comedy nights with kapil chaalu ..
my whole point is
actually 2 hain.. #SorryAuntyJi

1. If ultimately forgetting and moving on to a more spicier topic is what your extra curricular activity is, then why create this panic in the hearts of ignorants via your FB profile . The end result of all this panic and blame game is gonna be.. 83*129 - 129*83 +356*23456 - 23456*356 .. haan mere aryabhatta.. wahi jo tu soch raha hain.. big JEEROO..
and sitting there if you are thinking "Stupid girl, i am not like that" then please bhaiyaa ji honestly confess how much are you tracking the delhi gangrape case now that its not even a whole year since it happened.. 90 day time period  allotted for a fastrack case khatam hue 90*2 days ho gaye.. no result yet and guess what else went absent,News hour debates on that topic/ Your ferocious posts on FB/Dining Table disgusts/ Pledges to make our sons and brothers more responsible towards women .. nothing.. coincidence or magic #KabootarLeGayaSab
P.S. - No Battle was ever won in a day and FB/Tweets/Blame Games/Inactivity has had no historical significance in winning wars EVER #FunFact

2.Okay so you are not the shallow FB socialite and you actually care about India and want to behave like an aware citizen (i already knew it ji , mera blog jo padh rahe ho itni der se #PhunnyBunny) then please get into the seriousness of this matter. do not think like an ignorant man/woman. You are an educated man/woman and not a bored-pavitra-rishtaa-fan-housewife, then think like one na ji.. Google se poochho.. economic times uthaao.. paisa gir gaya, paisa gir gaya chillaana band karo..

All i want to say is either be a part of the solution or go create a mess of your own.. don't be a waste yaaaaar ..
Maybe with you growing up a little India might grow as well #SeriousNoteEnding #DhoomDhadhaaka.



Sunday, July 28, 2013

To Be or 'K'not To be

Shaadi - #Arranged#love#sameGender - Suit yourself 

So, wedding of your cousin is approaching..
keeping the climate in consideration, lets take a rain check

Anarkali suit/jodhpuri black suit - check
Make up/ Fair & handsome - check
Deadly heels waale stilettos/ black shoes - check
Perfect waist born from Dieting and gym/ atleast 1 pack abs - check
Age = 26 and above - WHAT THE F!!!
sabhi bhaaiyo/behno se vintee ki jaati h ke cousin ki shaadi ke liye kee gayi upar taiyaariyon ke sath sath tapp tapp ke naachne ka aur khushi khushi byaah enjoy karne ka sapna dustbin me fenk de
because one simple question will make you regret doing all the hard work eventually .
"So you next in line beta ji.. when you getting married ??" #HighlyVisibleLipstickStainedTeeth #InvisibleHorns

So curse/agree with me now and go sit in your room , watch roadies.
Let your parents go n cry out loud in front of other uncle aunties about the gravest scenario of their life besides rising petrol prices - humaari beti/humaare bete ka byaah (or the lack of it )..


When i decided to write i decided to decide (and my parents say i m not decisive..huh) that i would never blabber one-sided on anything while spitting out opinions , here is why ;)
Advantages of going with both generations' views
1. My parents read this blog, get impressed by me.. delay my byaah in solving the mystery when did i grow brains!!
2. It makes my blog longer
3.It sounds intelligent and makes me look mature
4. I genuinely believe in 2 sides of a coin and 99% of the times i have been made believe by the life that knowing both sides of a concept  is innately necessary for taking  sound decision.

so, did i just got distracted from my main topic.. u caught me ehhhh..

Back to vivaah shaadi and all

Age cannot decide if you are ready for marriage
Our side (Young-shoung people ji)

Take all the time in the world  before u settle in for "I DO" ..
  • Learn about yourself You MUST know yourself.. you HAVE to be comfortable with who you are and who you are not.. you cant expect a stranger to accept for #who-you-are when you have no freaking idea who you are.. a geek or a pirate.. know yourself for real and that takes time.. you are no instant noodle honey!
  •  Know how you wanna be at 60 You have to know how you see yourself retiring, as in a rich ass or a family man or both.. whatever it may be should be honest and practical. And that's impossible (or possible whatever!!) to decide unless you are not employed yet.. job / employment changes so many view points..
  • Breaking news Marriage involves families people.. if you wanna minus family's consent.. go for Live-IN.. less painful for both parties.. we live in no soap operas darlings.. NO that bahu will not do everything right and your parents will NOT bless you for going against their wishes and marrying that "KAL ki aayi hui ladhki".. and no girl your dad is not going to burst into tears and say "waah achha kiya beti tune bhaagke is gunwaan ladhke se shaadi ki.." .. co'onnnn be real people..sprint marriage is soooo dumb in today's age.. show some guts and convince your parents.. They didn't like you too anyways initially ;) (yepp they told me) 
#Coin#Flip - sikke ka dusra pehlu (Toh arz kiya hain)

Other side of the bridge (mummy papa ki side wala view)

Sooo (#DrummRoll) ,  ISSSS (#DesparateDramaticEffect) getting married at 25-27 really that horrible or its just another TREND again to rebel with all your might about everything your parents did(even when you secretly drool at the advertisements of PLATINUM bands #liar liar).. lets go the geek way again..Below jotted are my opinions!
  • FYI & hmm well yeah "A" - Believe it or not , time and tide waits for none.. just the way it wont be cool for a 10 year old lad  to join kindergarten, its not actually cool to marry when u you have lost half your hair and more than half your zeal for life.. i mean do you really want to wait just because "dude i have to focus on my career first" (Read MS Excel and power point presentations!!) or "dude i m still not ready" (Read I feed myself a big piece of crap and depression every time i see a couple  smiling at each other and secretly wish they would kill each other).. I mean why wait for marriage until there is not much left to do.. why not make it a part of goals of life.. to find that girl /boy.. #LoudSpeakerActivated --> dude and dudess arrange marriages rock.. i mean think of it.. all background checks have been made.. families like each other.. you are inherently at the receptive end of huge pamper and respect (for first two months ;)).. and in today's age nobody would pretend and lie in the "meeting setup".. you are a smart ass, you would figure out  basically the person he/she is.. (oh so you think every boyfriend/girlfriend knows DEEPLY AND TRULY his/her girlfriend/boyfriend..haaaaa.. Please tell me you didn't write to Santa this year as well #Naive).. marriage without a doubt.. calculated or arranged..gamble it is!
  • I wanna enjoy before getting married #Crap - Unless you are planning on one-night-stands and going transgender boogie woogie, there is not much you canNOT do after getting married.. Happiness does not check your relationship status on Facebook and choose you.. you choose it over and above everything else.. and somebody to share it with.. #hellalujah!! But be practical while skimming those profiles on shaadi.com  Just make sure that for example if you love travelling and your wife hates trains/buses/Trips.. you cannot fall for the dimple on her right cheek.. look at the long term planning baby.. hit NEXT .. keep looking for somebody who can pee in a can and travel in bus @ 4 in morning just to catch that sunrise!!
Marriage was never an outdated concept.. it is an exciting lil crazy annoying concept but lack of it has only made people insane.. so why not do it right and do it with all the preps and time..after all you have to live rest of your life with the monster (oh co'on every wife/husband turns into one.. don't make me sugar coat that part..accept the Rules mannn!! )

well you tie the knot or NOT.. stay happy.. no pursuit of dream should make u lose the peace of your mind.. Rememeber if you ain't happy, you ain't doing it right !!