Hi all, so here i am the proxy financial guru to put a rest to all the anxiety in the hearts of lovely readers i have earned (or forced to visit this blog.. whatever!)
Yeah well so continuing with my Blog title, i would like to offer one simple solution
Shut the hell up about it!!
So, you intense looking dude when Dollar was equal 47 Rs. , what extra ordinary financial decision did you make?
Or you sweet little munchkin except the fact that you got fodder for your FB, How else has this Rupee depreciation affected you?
If you were an aspirant of pursuing higher education from outside INDIA.. I get your panic brother
If you just got relocated back to India from onsite or your arch-enemy just got the offer for onsite work.. i feel your frustration sister
if you wanted to buy iphone5 with the recentest approval from your paappaa ji or are an Importer/Exporter in general .. my heart goes out to you honey..
But if you are none of the above and still posting not-so-hilarious posts about Rupee depreciating all over on your FB wall, you need to stop #NaaPuttarNaa!!
and now some of you will even smirk, "HUH! stupid girl.. she doesn't realize how it will affect the taxes and oil prices in general..".. ahaa!! see i knew about that
but my million $ question (see, my question is even more costlier now #67RupeeADollarMyFriend) to all you studs is... IS Dollar in your friend list or does dollar follow you on twitter.. Can he visit your profile, feel ashamed and make way for the poor Indian rupee to grow..?
what did you say , NO.. hawwww... you mean all this negativity and incessant panic is for nothing.. ghaate ka saudaa hain ji..
On a NonShitty note I respect a detailed analyses of situations and would love people speaking about how to combat the dollar issue because unfortunately India has taken to the state where a news emerges, hooplah created, panic in hearts stricken, blame government, blame aajkal ke bacche, blame the society and then lo ji apna to kaam khatam, comedy nights with kapil chaalu ..
my whole point is
actually 2 hain.. #SorryAuntyJi
1. If ultimately forgetting and moving on to a more spicier topic is what your extra curricular activity is, then why create this panic in the hearts of ignorants via your FB profile . The end result of all this panic and blame game is gonna be.. 83*129 - 129*83 +356*23456 - 23456*356 .. haan mere aryabhatta.. wahi jo tu soch raha hain.. big JEEROO..
and sitting there if you are thinking "Stupid girl, i am not like that" then please bhaiyaa ji honestly confess how much are you tracking the delhi gangrape case now that its not even a whole year since it happened.. 90 day time period allotted for a fastrack case khatam hue 90*2 days ho gaye.. no result yet and guess what else went absent,News hour debates on that topic/ Your ferocious posts on FB/Dining Table disgusts/ Pledges to make our sons and brothers more responsible towards women .. nothing.. coincidence or magic #KabootarLeGayaSab
P.S. - No Battle was ever won in a day and FB/Tweets/Blame Games/Inactivity has had no historical significance in winning wars EVER #FunFact
2.Okay so you are not the shallow FB socialite and you actually care about India and want to behave like an aware citizen (i already knew it ji , mera blog jo padh rahe ho itni der se #PhunnyBunny) then please get into the seriousness of this matter. do not think like an ignorant man/woman. You are an educated man/woman and not a bored-pavitra-rishtaa-fan-housewife, then think like one na ji.. Google se poochho.. economic times uthaao.. paisa gir gaya, paisa gir gaya chillaana band karo..
All i want to say is either be a part of the solution or go create a mess of your own.. don't be a waste yaaaaar ..
Maybe with you growing up a little India might grow as well #SeriousNoteEnding #DhoomDhadhaaka.
Yeah well so continuing with my Blog title, i would like to offer one simple solution
Shut the hell up about it!!
So, you intense looking dude when Dollar was equal 47 Rs. , what extra ordinary financial decision did you make?
Or you sweet little munchkin except the fact that you got fodder for your FB, How else has this Rupee depreciation affected you?
If you were an aspirant of pursuing higher education from outside INDIA.. I get your panic brother
If you just got relocated back to India from onsite or your arch-enemy just got the offer for onsite work.. i feel your frustration sister
if you wanted to buy iphone5 with the recentest approval from your paappaa ji or are an Importer/Exporter in general .. my heart goes out to you honey..
But if you are none of the above and still posting not-so-hilarious posts about Rupee depreciating all over on your FB wall, you need to stop #NaaPuttarNaa!!
and now some of you will even smirk, "HUH! stupid girl.. she doesn't realize how it will affect the taxes and oil prices in general..".. ahaa!! see i knew about that
but my million $ question (see, my question is even more costlier now #67RupeeADollarMyFriend) to all you studs is... IS Dollar in your friend list or does dollar follow you on twitter.. Can he visit your profile, feel ashamed and make way for the poor Indian rupee to grow..?
what did you say , NO.. hawwww... you mean all this negativity and incessant panic is for nothing.. ghaate ka saudaa hain ji..
On a NonShitty note I respect a detailed analyses of situations and would love people speaking about how to combat the dollar issue because unfortunately India has taken to the state where a news emerges, hooplah created, panic in hearts stricken, blame government, blame aajkal ke bacche, blame the society and then lo ji apna to kaam khatam, comedy nights with kapil chaalu ..
my whole point is
actually 2 hain.. #SorryAuntyJi
1. If ultimately forgetting and moving on to a more spicier topic is what your extra curricular activity is, then why create this panic in the hearts of ignorants via your FB profile . The end result of all this panic and blame game is gonna be.. 83*129 - 129*83 +356*23456 - 23456*356 .. haan mere aryabhatta.. wahi jo tu soch raha hain.. big JEEROO..
and sitting there if you are thinking "Stupid girl, i am not like that" then please bhaiyaa ji honestly confess how much are you tracking the delhi gangrape case now that its not even a whole year since it happened.. 90 day time period allotted for a fastrack case khatam hue 90*2 days ho gaye.. no result yet and guess what else went absent,News hour debates on that topic/ Your ferocious posts on FB/Dining Table disgusts/ Pledges to make our sons and brothers more responsible towards women .. nothing.. coincidence or magic #KabootarLeGayaSab
P.S. - No Battle was ever won in a day and FB/Tweets/Blame Games/Inactivity has had no historical significance in winning wars EVER #FunFact
2.Okay so you are not the shallow FB socialite and you actually care about India and want to behave like an aware citizen (i already knew it ji , mera blog jo padh rahe ho itni der se #PhunnyBunny) then please get into the seriousness of this matter. do not think like an ignorant man/woman. You are an educated man/woman and not a bored-pavitra-rishtaa-fan-housewife, then think like one na ji.. Google se poochho.. economic times uthaao.. paisa gir gaya, paisa gir gaya chillaana band karo..
All i want to say is either be a part of the solution or go create a mess of your own.. don't be a waste yaaaaar ..
Maybe with you growing up a little India might grow as well #SeriousNoteEnding #DhoomDhadhaaka.
