Shaadi - #Arranged#love#sameGender - Suit yourself
So, wedding of your cousin is approaching..keeping the climate in consideration, lets take a rain check
Anarkali suit/jodhpuri black suit - check
Make up/ Fair & handsome - check
Deadly heels waale stilettos/ black shoes - check
Perfect waist born from Dieting and gym/ atleast 1 pack abs - check
Age = 26 and above - WHAT THE F!!!
sabhi bhaaiyo/behno se vintee ki jaati h ke cousin ki shaadi ke liye kee gayi upar taiyaariyon ke sath sath tapp tapp ke naachne ka aur khushi khushi byaah enjoy karne ka sapna dustbin me fenk de
because one simple question will make you regret doing all the hard work eventually .
"So you next in line beta ji.. when you getting married ??" #HighlyVisibleLipstickStainedTeeth #InvisibleHorns
So curse/agree with me now and go sit in your room , watch roadies.
Let your parents go n cry out loud in front of other uncle aunties about the gravest scenario of their life besides rising petrol prices - humaari beti/humaare bete ka byaah (or the lack of it )..
When i decided to write i decided to decide (and my parents say i m not decisive..huh) that i would never blabber one-sided on anything while spitting out opinions , here is why ;)
Advantages of going with both generations' views
1. My parents read this blog, get impressed by me.. delay my byaah in solving the mystery when did i grow brains!!
2. It makes my blog longer
3.It sounds intelligent and makes me look mature
4. I genuinely believe in 2 sides of a coin and 99% of the times i have been made believe by the life that knowing both sides of a concept is innately necessary for taking sound decision.
so, did i just got distracted from my main topic.. u caught me ehhhh..
Back to vivaah shaadi and all
Age cannot decide if you are ready for marriage
Our side (Young-shoung people ji)
Take all the time in the world before u settle in for "I DO" ..
- Learn about yourself You MUST know yourself.. you HAVE to be comfortable with who you are and who you are not.. you cant expect a stranger to accept for #who-you-are when you have no freaking idea who you are.. a geek or a pirate.. know yourself for real and that takes time.. you are no instant noodle honey!
- Know how you wanna be at 60 You have to know how you see yourself retiring, as in a rich ass or a family man or both.. whatever it may be should be honest and practical. And that's impossible (or possible whatever!!) to decide unless you are not employed yet.. job / employment changes so many view points..
- Breaking news Marriage involves families people.. if you wanna minus family's consent.. go for Live-IN.. less painful for both parties.. we live in no soap operas darlings.. NO that bahu will not do everything right and your parents will NOT bless you for going against their wishes and marrying that "KAL ki aayi hui ladhki".. and no girl your dad is not going to burst into tears and say "waah achha kiya beti tune bhaagke is gunwaan ladhke se shaadi ki.." .. co'onnnn be real people..sprint marriage is soooo dumb in today's age.. show some guts and convince your parents.. They didn't like you too anyways initially ;) (yepp they told me)
Other side of the bridge (mummy papa ki side wala view)
Sooo (#DrummRoll) , ISSSS (#DesparateDramaticEffect) getting married at 25-27 really that horrible or its just another TREND again to rebel with all your might about everything your parents did(even when you secretly drool at the advertisements of PLATINUM bands #liar liar).. lets go the geek way again..Below jotted are my opinions!
- FYI & hmm well yeah "A" - Believe it or not , time and tide waits for none.. just the way it wont be cool for a 10 year old lad to join kindergarten, its not actually cool to marry when u you have lost half your hair and more than half your zeal for life.. i mean do you really want to wait just because "dude i have to focus on my career first" (Read MS Excel and power point presentations!!) or "dude i m still not ready" (Read I feed myself a big piece of crap and depression every time i see a couple smiling at each other and secretly wish they would kill each other).. I mean why wait for marriage until there is not much left to do.. why not make it a part of goals of life.. to find that girl /boy.. #LoudSpeakerActivated --> dude and dudess arrange marriages rock.. i mean think of it.. all background checks have been made.. families like each other.. you are inherently at the receptive end of huge pamper and respect (for first two months ;)).. and in today's age nobody would pretend and lie in the "meeting setup".. you are a smart ass, you would figure out basically the person he/she is.. (oh so you think every boyfriend/girlfriend knows DEEPLY AND TRULY his/her girlfriend/boyfriend..haaaaa.. Please tell me you didn't write to Santa this year as well #Naive).. marriage without a doubt.. calculated or arranged..gamble it is!
- I wanna enjoy before getting married #Crap - Unless you are planning on one-night-stands and going transgender boogie woogie, there is not much you canNOT do after getting married.. Happiness does not check your relationship status on Facebook and choose you.. you choose it over and above everything else.. and somebody to share it with.. #hellalujah!! But be practical while skimming those profiles on shaadi.com Just make sure that for example if you love travelling and your wife hates trains/buses/Trips.. you cannot fall for the dimple on her right cheek.. look at the long term planning baby.. hit NEXT .. keep looking for somebody who can pee in a can and travel in bus @ 4 in morning just to catch that sunrise!!
Marriage was never an outdated concept.. it is an exciting lil crazy annoying concept but lack of it has only made people insane.. so why not do it right and do it with all the preps and time..after all you have to live rest of your life with the monster (oh co'on every wife/husband turns into one.. don't make me sugar coat that part..accept the Rules mannn!! )
well you tie the knot or NOT.. stay happy.. no pursuit of dream should make u lose the peace of your mind.. Rememeber if you ain't happy, you ain't doing it right !!
