Just Yesterday i turned 25,
My mom gave my dad a virtual hi five
I was confused, i was clueless and not really interested
Not until the moment my dad asked me to give him 3 photos in suit, he added "would be nice if the original me was editted"
Without much thought i gave him the photos and went on to continue with my life
Again not until i returned home one day and my mom looked tearry eyed at me and said "You are gonna soon be a wife"
Mommy said lets go out in the world and find somebody who shall understand your soul
For which i learnt the best way was to visit multiple online forums and choose on the basis of what? well! height and package that should be very tall!
Poor eligible grooms and their mommies and daddies ferociously searching for a bride a perfect army of 100 virtues in one slender tall fair.. my bad! Very fair and pretty cook
They did not stop there but added their pretty preference of somebody traditional but with modern outlook
Educated men with Kilograms of degrees and KiloLitres of sophistication demanded the brides to be sweet, homely and not broken for even a fraction
Ofcourse the matrimonials is a big wall of fame and these douche - bags are the centres of attraction
Without checking my facts i can claim guy with the height 5'2"" is not tall and a big beer belly does not qualify for athletic son!
But oh dear Lord! They got 99 problems but expecting a super model to marry him and make "gol chapaatis" ain't one!
For now i am an Associate in LalaLand
Browsing through emails from boss and managing garland in the other hand
Hope Dear Shaadi.com and sensible jeevansaathi.com find me my soul mate
Until then can the "blissfully married" aunties around me get a life or get laid but leave me to my own fate !
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